7 Secrets To A Pain-Free Body!
SPECIAL HEALTH REPORT
7 SECRETS TO A PAIN-FREE BODY!
How To Reduce Or Eliminate Your Back And Body Pains Once And For All!
If you suffer from back pain, headaches, neck or shoulder pain, arthritis, or other pains, and you are looking for a way to end your pain, this little-known information could change your life. Using a combination of “traditional” science and cutting edge “pain-elimination” techniques that are 100% “natural” (that have been all but ignored by our mainstream press), Dr. Ken Goldman, a native and resident of the Northeast Philadelphia area, has created a program that can finally allow you to experience a pain-free life. You’ll be able to (under most circumstances) “drop kick” addictive pills into the trashcan! This simple and easy program (that takes almost NO effort on your part) can start reducing (or eliminating) all your pain inside of a week or two… AND, you won’t ever feel uncomfortable, “in the dark”, or feel scared during the entire healing process. In fact, the whole process feels so “natural”, you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it! Do you believe you can end your pain once and for all? Keep reading, because in the next section I’ll reveal the #1 BIGGEST secret about ending your pain (that no “traditional” doctors will ever tell you about), that has kept you living in pain or even drugged up unnecessarily for years…
Why Most People Suffer Unnecessarily In Pain Throughout Their Whole Lives… And What You Can Do To Make Sure That Never Ever Happens To You!
You’ve probably lived for years with your pain.
In fact, I bet you’ve become so used to it… it’s so pervasive in your life… that you’ve just accepted it as “normal”. Do you know what I think?
YOU ARE FLAT OUT WRONG!
I hear this stuff every day. Patients tell me almost daily that they can’t believe how they’ve suffered for years. How they had to forgo so many life experiences… just because they thought nothing could be done about their pain. That’s pure…
Nonsense!
My name is Dr. Ken Goldman. My office is conveniently located in the heart of Huntingdon Valley, just minutes outside of Northeast Philadelphia, at 2321 Huntingdon Pike, right next to the Bethayres Professional Building.
And what I’m about to reveal to you, and what you’ll learn is guaranteed to…
Absolutely, Positively Outrage You!
Listen: If you’ve been living life at less than your optimum health, and experiencing things such as:
- Lower back pain
- Headaches or migraines
- Neck pain
- Shoulder pain
- Arthritis
- Knee pain
- Or ANY OTHER BODY PAIN…
THEN I’VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU:
You Never Even Had To “Suffer”, More Than One Day… If Only You Had Known About These Secrets Sooner!
Well, let me qualify that. Yes it’s true that certain people just need “emergency” care. You know, for things like broken bones, big gashes and cuts, etc. The usual “emergency room” stuff.
But it’s also equally true that most “pain” you suffer can and could be reduced or eliminated quickly and easily – just using a few little-known, misunderstood, but powerfully effective “techniques”. (I’ll describe them later.)
Here’s my point: You have been suffering in pain for way too long.
I’m just grateful you’re making the time to read this free health report right now. Otherwise, you would have suffered, maybe needlessly, for years and years and years.
Scary.
What’s even MORE scary (and this should make you flat-out outraged) is the fact that this information has been quite literally held “hostage” for years. Not only by the “mainstream” media… but even by so-called “traditionally” trained family doctors!!
Here’s why: Most ALL doctors are taught only one way to treat pain. And if you’ve ever been to a “traditional” doctor, you know that they have one “cure-all” for EVERYTHING (regardless of your symptoms). What is it? They just love to give you:
DRUGS, DRUGS, AND MORE DRUGS!
Well, excuse me for saying so, but I think that THAT thinking is not only dangerous and ruefully outdated, but I think it’s been keeping you trapped and in pain for years – totally unnecessarily!
Really scary, eh?
Don’t get me wrong: I think that traditionally trained doctors are some of the hardest working, most educated professionals on the planet Earth. In fact, I am also a doctor. And I have gone through much of the same types of training. I also think that most doctors are NOT doing this to you with evil intent. It’s just that it’s all they know! The only BIG problem with that is…
WHAT THEY’VE BEEN DOING TO END YOU PAIN JUST HASN’T BEEN WORKING!
Am I right?
If you’ve read this far, I know you agree. You’ve had pain, and by now you know that just popping a so-called “magic pill” just ain’t cutting it.
Even if the “magic pill” you’ve been taking is just an aspirin, it’s STILL a drug. And if I know you as well as I think I do, you’re taking aspirin, or Tylenol, or whatever, with great frequency – without any real and lasting results.
My point is:
DRUGS DON’T MAGICALLY SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS!
Just like alcohol doesn’t make you permanently “happy” either. Sure. It may feel good for an hour or two, but once the effect wears off, you’re back to your usual self.
Drugs do the same thing to your pain! They are an easy, temporary, “quick fix”. But when the party’s over, it’s…
BACK TO REALITY AGAIN!
And back to feeling more pain.
You’ve treated the symptom. NOT the root cause.
Can you see that?
And the worst part is, your body experiences “hang-overs” from many traditional pain-relief drugs, just like when you take alcohol. And do you know what that does to your body chemistry? It makes you feel…
EVEN WORSE!
Am I making sense?
The problem is, “traditionally” trained doctors are trained, drilled, and taught that giving you a pill is THE answer to stopping your pain.
I disagree with this belief with intense passion!
True – there are times when ingesting pills are necessary…in fact, there are times when it could save your life… BUT IN AN INCREDIBLE NUMBER OF CASES, TAKING PILLS IS TOTALLY UNNECESSARY! IN FACT, THEY EVEN MAY MAKE THINGS WORSE!
Really, really scary.
But true.
Newton said: “For every cause set in motion, there is an equal and opposite REACTION.”
WHEN YOU TAKE DRUGS TO TRY AND ATTAIN BETTER HEALTH, YOUR BODY REACTS NEGATIVELY TO YOUR “ATTACK ON THE SYSTEM”.
Let’s spend a minute talking about pain. In fact, do you know WHY you feel pain? Do you understand why your body shoots off this “pain” signal?
It does so to warn you that,
SOMETHING IS BIG-TIME WRONG!
Imagine it’s like the world’s smartest car alarm. It sounds the alarm whenever a “thief” has messed up your body. And that evil, undetected pain thief may be:
- An old injury…that was never treated properly.
- A “new” injury that exists…but you never knew you even had!
- A previously undetected problem with your spine or other body joints (discussed later)
…Or any of a dozen totally “little” things, that make you feel a lot of UNNECESSARY PAIN!
Here’s the point: When you feel the pain signal, it’s your body’s neat little way of saying:
“GET ME SOME HELP – PRONTO!”
Is this alarming you? I haven’t even told you the worst part yet…
But first, tell me if this scene sounds familiar to you:
* * * * * * *
You look at your watch, 6:30 p.m. Monday. Home at last! What a relief. Mondays are always so crazy where you work. It seems like the whole crazy place would crumble, if you weren’t there. You’re really glad to be home.
Whatever. You shake the rain out of the umbrella before you close it up. As you place it against the wall, it falls to the ground, and soaks the floor in a puddle below your feet. You hate when that happens.
So, without even thinking, you bend down to pick it up, when all of sudden…
WHAMMO!
You feel your back explode! For the second time this week.
This time it really hurts. Bad.
With a grimace on your face, and your hand touching your screaming back, you somehow manage to pick up the umbrella, hang up your coat, and hobble to the living room couch.
Your “bad day” just got worse.
Maybe if you just rest it a bit, the pain will go away…
All of a sudden, out of nowhere, your 9-year-old son comes racing down the stairs as fast as he can. He heard you walk through the door. He races through the kitchen, nearly knocks over your wife in his excitement, and comes leaping into your arms.
No matter how bad you hurt, your son’s hugs ALWAYS help make the pain go away. At least for a moment.
You see the excitement in his eye.
“Dad! I packed up both of our tackle boxes, packed us some sandwiches for dinner, and loaded up the car for us. Remember how you promised me we’d go fishing tonight? Well, I had Jimmy’s mother give me a ride home, just so I could get my homework all done and get everything packed! Isn’t that great, Dad?
You force a smile, and say, “Yeah, son. That’s great.”
He can see your grimace, though. And he knows what the problem is. He’s seen it all too often before.
The pills the doctor told you to take were supposed to help. Instead, you feel like some drug-addicted “rock star”, popping more and more painkillers every stinkin’ day. And God only knows what that has got to be doing to your body…but what else in the world can you do?
Isn’t there a better way? Isn’t there a PERMANENT solution to my pain?…
* * * * * * *
Does this story sound painfully familiar to you?
Does this story remind you of anyone? Maybe someone you know? Maybe you?
It’s so sad. I see it everyday.
That same situation is happening in thousands of households right now…right here in our area.
And right now, maybe even as you read this, another unknowing doctor is prescribing a “temporary” quick-fix drug to another pain sufferer. Not knowing that this will trap him or her into the vicious “pain-cycle” for as long as they take the drug.
DOES THIS DESCRIBE YOU?
Are you experiencing pain? (Even those seemingly “minor” headaches?). Do you have recurring back pain? Do you experience sore muscles, sore limbs, including the neck, shoulders, or arms? Do you experience migraine headaches – you know, those real “killers”? Are you sick of the “traditional” establishment trying to shove “magic pills” right down your throat – hoping they will magically cure your pain?
If so, and you would like a way to reduce and/or flat-out END your pain forever, using proven, save, and accepted methods, then let’s talk about…
Secrets of A Pain-Free Body!
Let’s get down to the nuts and bolts.
Why are you experiencing pain… and what can YOU do about it?
The answer is GUARANTEED to shock you, surprise you… even amaze you.
Our team specializes in Promoting Superior Health Through Natural Therapy. We accomplish this through a holistic approach and integrative care – combining chiropractic, massage, rehabilitation, exercise, nutritional counseling, and laser therapy techniques – and everything that we do is 100% “natural”.
That means that your body “accepts” these procedures as natural AND healthy. Not like drugs, needles, or surgery. All of which disrupt the body in some form or another.
The point is: your body accepts this as part of the healing process, so it can finish the easy part on its own.
And that’s where I step in.
See, there is a fact that may shock you about your pain. Do you know that, in the majority of cases, back and body pain is being caused in some way, shape or form by:
A BODY THAT IS OUT OF “ALIGNMENT”?
What on earth does THAT mean?
Well, what happens when the tires of your car are not aligned? Not much at first. But the more you drive your car, the more destroyed and out-of-alignment your car tires become.
What eventually happens if you ignore this continually? Well… your car experiences “pain” of its own. YOU WRECK YOUR CAR TIRES – AND HAVE TO REPLACE THEM!
That’s just flat-out inevitable, isn’t it?
Your body is just like the car.
Leave your body out of “alignment”, and you “destroy” your metaphoric treads!
Only problem is:
YOU CAN’T REPLACE YOUR BODY!
So what happens if you don’t get your body aligned – ever?
YOU EXPERIENCE PAIN!
Yes! Your body tries to talk to you by shooting off these “warning” signals, that you and I would call “pain”.
Is there a solution? Is there any possible way to get OUT of this vicious cycle?
Let’s talk about what usually does NOT work:
#1 Taking more medication does NOT solve the problem – it only “tricks” your poor body into thinking there’s no pain… when there really IS!
#2 Getting surgery RARELY really helps. (And, who wants to be sliced open…drugged into near-coma… and have sharp knives chopping up important body organs… especially when it may be entirely UNNECESSARY!)
#3 Getting “traditional” treatment rarely helps either. (Look at the statistics of people who have back pain in our country! If this way worked, why would so many people continue to suffer?)
#4 Other short-term “quick fixes” that do NOT work.
Okay.
So you’ve told me what DOESN’T work. What are the answers? What can I do to end my pain? IS there a way to get rid of the pain – long term?
Hey! I thought you’d never ask!
7 Secrets To A Pain-Free Body… 24 Hours A Day!
I have spent much of my entire adult life studying methods, little-known treatments, and proven ways to stop pain fast.
I have focused my search on those few, rare techniques that help heal the problem at the ROOT CAUSE. And, that have been proven, without a shadow of a doubt, to work. Safely. Quickly. Painlessly. And in the most relaxing and smooth way. No “agitations”.
Here’s what this means to you: You experience a significant reduction in pain. Practically the instant I use the technique on you. (Your body literally “talks” to me, sometimes, when I do it! It’s like a giant “THANK YOU!”) You can usually toss your drugs in the trash. And your body stops sending its searing “pain” warning signal, to you day and night.
Basically, this means…
YOU STOP THE PAIN – PERMANENTLY!
Yahoo!
ONE WARNING: There are a lot of methods out there. Most have NOT been proven and tested to work, time and time again, consistently.
I have chosen to ONLY focus my care on:
PAIN-RELIEF TECHNIQUES THAT WORK CONSISTENTLY…RELIABLY…AND VIRTUALLY EVERY TIME!
I choose NOT to dabble in the latest “fad” treatments. I don’t engage in the current “popular” answers, shown on the Oprah Winfrey show. Instead, I will ONLY use techniques that WORK, and work EVERYTIME THEY ARE USED!
And I’m NOT some quack who doesn’t know what they’re talking about. (It’s silly that I even have to say that, but it’s true.)
I use what I consider to be THE “cutting edge” in health-enhancing techniques…designed to get you out of pain FOREVER!
(Yahoo! Yahoo!)
And, finally, the old-school “establishment” is starting to see the light. In fact, these little-known and rarely mentioned methods are now being researched by a select group medical doctors in the best medical schools in the NATION! (They just COULDN’T ignore their effectiveness any more.)
I’ve never met ANYBODY as committed and focused on helping people get out of pain, as me.
So, you can be SURE that I know EXACTLY what I am talking about. (In fact, I can’t begin to count the hours, days, and weeks that I focused almost ENTIRELY on pain-elimination methods. Ask your “traditional” doctor if he’s done that!)
Every technique, method, treatment, and procedure I use has been tested and proven to be safe – and they WORK – in thousands of other studies, cases, and I have hundreds of real life “case histories” right in my own patient files.
But – and this should make you OUTRAGED – even with all this mountain of proof, research, and evidence…
I CAN FLAT-OUT GUARANTEE YOU THAT NOT ONE “TRADITIONAL” DOCTOR IN OUR AREA EVEN HAS A CLUE ABOUT THESE TREATMENTS THAT WORK – AND NOT ONE IN A THOUSAND DOCTORS WILL EVEN TELL YOU ABOUT THESE TECHNIQUES!
THAT DRIVES ME NUTS!
In fact, this is one of the reasons you have this report on the computer screen in front of you. I just couldn’t stand it any more!
Can you believe that this is our current state of affairs?
(I probably SHOULDN’T be shocked. This same resistant-to-change establishment once might have locked me up for telling you that LEACHES APPLIED TO HUMAN FLESH WILL NOT SUCK OUT THE EVIL “VIRUSES” IN A SICK PERSON’S BODY! Which is exactly what the establishment doctors used to believe just a century or so ago! Scary.)
Luckily, I am here, perhaps just minutes away from you. So at least you now have a choice!
Here’s a “quick glance” at what these 7 simple – yet powerful – secrets are:
SECRET #1: Your nervous system controls the function of every cell, tissue, organ, and system of your body.
Can you guess what happens if ANYTHING disrupts this all-important nervous system? Yep. You guessed it:
WHAMMO!
You’ve got a problem. Sometimes a BIG problem.
So, what does this mean to you – and why does it apply to you? Simple. Very, very simple.
The primary thing that “links” your nervous system together, and makes everything work as a “System”, is your SPINAL CORD.
So, what?
Well, what if something – anything – disrupts this “vital link”? Do you think you’d have some problems? Maybe some pain?
Check it out: The thing that protects this vital link, your spinal cord, is your SPINE!
YOUR SPINE IS LIKE THE BIG, MEAN, TOUGH LOOKING “BODYGUARD” THAT PROTECTS THIS ALL-IMPORTANT BODY PART.
But, sometimes this bodyguard gets injured…or tired…or old…or falls asleep on the job. Or gets “banged up real bad”. Or even gets drunk on the job.
Can you guess what happens then?
YOU’RE IN TROUBLE, BUSTER!
Let’s talk about specifics. (Bear with me for a moment, while I get “technical” on you. It’s VERY important that you understand this.)
This “bodyguard” – your spinal column – has 24 little “mini-guardians”. These 24 moving bones make up your spine, and protect your spinal cord.
Do you know how many moving parts your spine has? Over 24 different, moving, working little bones…and they all have to be 100% “flowing”, or you are OUT OF ALIGNMENT.
Many everyday activities – like just standing up all day long! – can cause these little bones to get all out of position and get “stuck”. All out of whack. Like the tires that aren’t aligned, that eventually destroy themselves.
Do you know what happens when these bones get even a little bit out of place, or move, or just “hang out” differently?
You guessed it:
DOUBLE WHAMMO!!
(Ouch!)
They mess up the vital link – your spinal cord – and your nervous system “dysfunctions”. What that REALLY means is, ultimately, you mess up your health.
As simple as the nose-on-your-face.
And I’ll bet you the biggest steak in Texas that at least one (but probably more) of these vital bones is out of alignment – and you never even knew it. And it’s causing your body BIG-TIME pain. Or will soon.
(Double ouch!)
SECRET #2: The first step to pain relief is a thorough examination… BY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT TO LOOK FOR!
First thing we do is find out ALL ABOUT YOU. What we call a complete “case history”. This is the first step. I want to know what you’ve been through…and how you spend your days.
This “vital information” will usually give me the secret clues and answers to some of your health problems.
The next thing is, of course, an examination. But this is unlike any “traditional” examination.
First of all, there isn’t a lot of cold, painful “probing” with a cold metal object. But I DO have you turn a certain way… or bend… I look carefully at your posture… I check your reflexes and muscle strength… and other little-known but totally “painless” neurological tests. Next, I’ll have you relax comfortably on a special table while I carefully look at the condition of your spine and muscles… and precisely check the position and movement of your spinal bones. (All totally painless procedures!)
What am I looking for?
You guessed it:
A DYSFUNCTIONAL NERVOUS SYSTEM – AND I CAN FIND OUT INSIDE OF JUST 30 TO 60 MINUTES!
No long, drawn out, expensive studies or tests need to be done. And the whole process is surprisingly affordable, too. Peanuts.
(An important side-note: You can receive a complimentary first screening exam and consultation with me. Just give us a call and mention this report and we’ll be happy to schedule your appointment. But make sure you call us soon, because we take only a limited number of appointments each week.)
I’ll tell you what we find that’s going on in your body… and why you’ve been in pain! It’s quite amazing. Your body will show me visible signs of why you’ve been in pain… as reliable as a road map. The BIG, important issue is:
MAKING SURE YOU USE SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO READ THIS “MAP”!
I happen to be one in our city.
SECRET #3: The secret of “diagnostic testing”.
What in the world is that? Simple.
Once I read your body’s “road map”, I’ll know which road we need to take to get you out of pain.
And, to do that, I use little “cheating” devices. I use a digital foot scanner that take a “picture” of your feet. This painless procedure gives me precise information on your feet and your body balance (and even if your feet don’t hurt, our scanner will reveal the true condition of your feet, and will give me great insight into your skeleton as a whole!). I may prescribe an X-ray or other type of test that is almost always painless… but helps me get lightning-rod specific on where and what’s causing your pain.
Make sense so far? Good. Because the next step is…
SECRET #4: Once I find the “problem”… now we attack it like a panther hunting down its prey!
Once we find out what’s wrong, now we can solve it. Often times permanently.
Once I find out where your “guards” have left you down…or went to sleep on the job…now we kick them into shape!
Don’t worry – I don’t make you run 83 miles a day, do aerobics exercise videos, or anything like that.
In fact, I do most of the work FOR you!
And that leads us right into our next secret…
SECRET #5: The power of the “WHOLE-BODY ADJUSTMENT”!
Remember we talked about ALIGNMENT? Remember how we said that if you’re not properly aligned your body acts just like the car tires that wear down?
Well, the “secret weapon” I use – that gets AWESOME results – is called an “adjustment”.
And, it is just what it sounds like. My first line of attack – and what works with such awesome energy releasing, invigorating, and healing furor, that it scares even ME – is a chiropractic adjustment.
This little-known, (and virtually ignored) treatment flat-out WORKS better than anything else I’ve ever studied. And I’ve seen it’s “magic” work on hundreds, if not thousands, of people who were in pain. (Just like you.)
In fact:
IF MORE PEOPLE UNDERSTOOD OR KNEW ABOUT THIS AWESOME “TOOL” – WE’D PUT TYLENOL, BAYER, EVERY OTHER PAIN-KILLER PILL COMPANY IN AMERICA OUT OF BUSINESS FOR GOOD!
So, let’s get back to our discussion.
I help return your beat-up, battered, (and “sleepy”) spine and body into a honed, lean and mean, powerful fighting machine! (Using 100% “natural” methods. No crazy pills, painful probing, or any needles whatsoever.)
I use techniques – all PROVEN to work without a shadow of a doubt – that help return your little spinal bones back to where they belong. And the most amazing part is:
THIS WHOLE PROCESS DOESN’T HURT ONE BIT!
See, there are hundreds of ways of using super carefully directed… controlled… and focused “pressure” to restore position to these “stuck” joints.
The amazing part is, the pressure that I use feels like a deep muscle massage… only it does a lot more than relax your muscles! It actually “balances” your entire spine and body!
Sometimes while I’m doing my “magic”, your body will actually talk to me, like a cooing baby. We may hear a “pop”, which is your body saying:
I’M BACK… I’M FEELING GOOD AGAIN… AND I’M READY TO KICK BUTT!
SECRET #6: Consistency is the key!
The sixth “secret” is consistency.
Do you know that most people I know get their car’s oil changed every three months? I mean, they wouldn’t DARE let it go more than one full “season” without changing it.
What happens if you NEVER change your car’s oil?
YOUR ENGINE BEGINS TO “SELF-DESTRUCT”!
Well, if you’ll spend just about the same (or even less) than the price of an oil change to come in, and get your spine “checked up”, your BODY’S engine will remain a lean, mean, full-throttle, turbo-charged MACHINE!
No, you don’t have to do a lot of “work”.
Just be CONSISTENT. Do that, AND YOU MAY NEVER HAVE TO TAKE HARMFUL AND OFTEN UNNECESSARY DRUGS EVER AGAIN!
(This is one “secret” that not one in a thousand people even understand. Now you know it. And it’s so very EASY to apply! But this is THE secret to achieving whole-body wellness once and for all. Sounds like a lot of work? NO WAY! We make this entire process totally INEXPENSIVE… and a complete “no-brainer” for you! In fact, it’s so easy, that it’ll make you smile. In my office, when you come in, we actually make sure we remind you and help you every step of the way! And my patients LOVE us for this! You will too!)
If, however, you try to short-cut, or look for the “quick-fix”, the same viscous cycle will kick in over… and over… and over again.
Remember the secret of CONSISTENCY – It works!
And the last secret…
SECRET #7: TAKE ACTION NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO:
This last “secret” really isn’t a secret at all!
But it is THE most important of all seven secrets I’ve revealed to you.
What separates the people who achieve wellness, from those poor and unlucky souls who needlessly spend their whole lives needlessly in pain is:
TAKING ACTION!
And in a minute, I’ll tell you exactly how you can take action…and why I’m going to actually set aside a precise time in my schedule for your first introductory exam and consultation with me! (But that’s in a minute.)
Before we talk about that, I’d first like to tell you about my rather unique, quite generous,
NO-RISK, NO-HASSLE, 100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE
I know there will be one or two very skeptical people out there who are reading this. They’re looking for any reason or excuse they can come up with NOT to come see me.
THEY ARE SCARED.
So, to get rid of any myths, misconceptions, or skepticism, I’ve decided to offer you the most generous form of “insurance” I can.
And here it is. My SUPER-FAIR, SUPER-GENEROUS 100% GUARANTEE PROMISE TO YOU:
If within 14 days of starting care you are unhappy, for any reason whatsoever with the level of care… service… kindness… ANYTHING, I will gladly give you all your out-of-pocket expenses back – no hassles, no jumping through hoops, no questions asked either.
I DON’T KNOW OF A DOCTOR ON THE PLANET WHO OFFERS SUCH A STRONG GUARANTEE AS THAT ONE!
It should be the ULTIMATE confidence builder. (Other doctors say to me: “Are you crazy? Won’t people take advantage of you?” While it’s true some could, I have the utmost faith and trust in my patients. They’ll tell me whether or not I’m doing a great job. So, no I am NOT crazy – I’m just very confident in the level of my care, and I have confidence in my patients, too.)
ALSO: My state law forbids that ANY doctor make guarantees on results. So I CANNOT (and WOULD NEVER) guarantee a magical “cure” of all your problems. It would be impossible for me, or ANY doctor for that matter, to do that. (Unless they’ve mastered the skill of Superman strength, X-ray vision, and mind-reading.) So I won’t and can’t promise you a cure.
But one thing I definitely DO guarantee is your complete satisfaction… your utter happiness in the level of care… and your unequivocal feeling of value in what I’ve done for you.
I Dare Any Other Doctors To Match My Guarantee, But, So Far, There Are No Takers.
Of course, if most doctors guaranteed their service like this, they’d be broke in a New York Minute. But I want to leave you no excuse for not getting rid of your pain once and for all! I want to help you – and if that means putting my financial backside at risk, then hey, I’m willing to do it. Because, believe it or not, I care about you!
YOU RISK NOTHING.
Now, what’s the next step you should take?
Well, I have decided to make it super-easy for you to take action. In fact, I’ve made it so easy for you, that you’re crazy if you don’t take me up on my offer!
Here’s how you can come in to see me pronto!:
I’VE ARRANGED FOR YOU TO GET A TOTALLY “FREE”, NO-HOLDS-BARRED, ASK-ME-ANYTHING, “INTRODUCTORY EXAM AND CONSULTATION” WITH ME, PERSONALLY – ABSOLUTELY FREE TO YOU. JUST CALL US TODAY, AS OUR AVAILABLE SPOTS FILL UP QUICKLY!
I run a successful practice, and I am quite busy. I really want to help you, but unfortunately when my schedule is full… well, that’s it! (In fact, I’ve gotten so many calls about this report already, that I don’t know how much longer I will even be keeping this offer open.)
Here’s the point:
YOU MUST CALL ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, PREFERABLY RIGHT NOW, TO ENSURE THAT YOU CAN GET IN TO SEE ME – AND GET YOUR TOTALLY FREE INTRODUCTORY EXAM AND CONSULTATION.
It’s really easy to call and schedule your appointment. Just call me at:
215-938-8500
When you call just let us know that you’re taking advantage of my special “introductory” program, and we’ll take care of everything for you.
It’s a true “no-brainer.”
Then, just put the date onto your calendar, and we’ll meet in just a short while! And, in no time flat, you’ll be feeling great again. As playful, and fun-loving as:
A FIVE-YEAR-OLD KID ON A MASSIVE SUGAR “HIGH”!
Won’t that be great?
YOU CANNOT “LOSE” ON THIS DEAL IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.
The only thing you fear to “lose” is:
YOUR PAIN!
Still, there are some people who will stubbornly refuse to come in for their free introductory exam and consult, no matter how easy I make it for you to get rid of your pain.
I know that some small percentage of you reading this will refuse to come in. Although that’s okay with me from a scheduling point of view (I’m quite busy), it still bothers me personally.
See, I know how much my patients who come in benefit from my care. I’ve seen their faces when they walk out with more energy and feeling better than ever before. In my years of practice I have seen hundreds and hundreds of people, and helped them live healthier and be free of their pain. I know that what I do works – period.
Because of this, I can’t stand the thought of someone not coming in for his or her FREE INTRODUCTORY EXAM because of some error or omission in my explanation here.
That’s why I held a special “brainstorming” session with my staff, just to try and figure out why you might say “no” to my free exam/consultation offer.
After several hours, our group could think of only four possible reasons. Here they are:
REASON #1: It costs too much, OR: my insurance won’t cover it.
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? We take many forms of coverage. But even if we don’t, we are surprisingly affordable.
AND REMEMBER: YOUR FIRST VISIT IS ON ME! AT ABSOLUTELY NO COST TO YOU WHATSOEVER.
Unlike surgeons, who sometimes charge thousands of dollars an hour for their time, I make SURE each and every patient can afford my care. I feel it’s my obligation to you.
The only way you’ll know whether or not you can afford me, is to come in, and let’s find out how much care you need. It may be a LOT less expensive than you’d ever imagine. A LOT less.
Now, I realize there are a select few who are just plain CHEAP. If you’re the kind of person who takes extra Sweet-N-Low packets home in your pockets from the restaurant, this may be a lost cause.
But, cost really isn’t the point – WORTH is. So, I’ve got a question for you:
HOW MUCH DO YOU REALLY VALUE YOUR HEALTH?
Seriously. Think about it.
If you value your health as much as I KNOW you do (if you didn’t, you wouldn’t have read this far), then the price of my super-care is, by comparison, peanuts. Chump change.
DON’T JUMP OVER DOLLAR BILLS TO CHASE PENNIES.
See, the extra productivity from being free of pain (and full of energy) can create some quite awesome results in your life. Maybe you’ll finally:
- start that business you’ve always wanted to start… but just never felt “well-enough” to go for it.
- kick-butt at your place of work (and quit MISSING work because of your pain!)… hey, you might even finally get that raise you deserve.
- or just bowl like you used to… finally join that softball team all your buddies are on… take up tennis… finish that project at last… spend more time with your family… or finally just shoot par!
You get the picture.
Just think about it.
REASON #2: I’m scared. I’ve never been to a doctor of chiropractic before.
I would be scared too, if I didn’t quite know what to expect.
But I think you will find two things when you come to my office:
1) I am a VERY good listener…and I won’t let you be “scared” any step of the way. And,
2) I explain EVERYTHING in exact detail, so you understand what’s going on at all times.
The next reason…
REASON #3: I’m afraid it will hurt.
I don’t blame you for feeling this way. Many others have felt the same way as you.
But keep in mind that my approach is 100% “natural”. And that means I DO NOT use any of the following:
- drugs…
- big, mean looking needles…
- or surgery.
Most everything I do feels like a deep muscle massage, or like an athletic stretch. Some of what I do is quite relaxing. Other things I do feel a bit different.
But there’s almost nothing I do that causes pain.
Remember what chiropractic (and I) am all about:
GETTING RID OF YOUR PAIN… NOT CAUSING MORE OF IT!
And the final reason you might not respond…
REASON #4: You think all this is for “other people” – people in worse shape than you, or really “desperate” people.
I see a surprisingly wide variety of health “problems”. See if any of the following apply to you:
- Upper, middle or lower back pain
- Neck or shoulder Pain
- Headache
- Dizziness
- Painful joints
- Fatigue
- Arm or hand pain or numbness
- Arthritis
- Any other type of body “pain”
Do you experience any of these health problems – even occasionally? If so, you can and should consider coming in for your free introductory visit. What have you got to lose?
Ignorance is NOT bliss. Ignorance means that you continue to experience pain needlessly. And that’s a “sin”.
Even if you suffer the occasional headache, or migraine, if help is available, why not take it?
And if “suffer” is too strong a word to describe your situation, even if you are experiencing NO health problems right now – it still makes sense to make sure you are properly “aligned”.
Why wait for your “treads” to be destroyed?
Okay, let’s wrap this up.
Whew! You and I have been through a lot here, haven’t we?
I hope you’ve learned a lot about how you can get out of – and STAY out of – pain.
And I hope you take advantage of this limited time FREE INTRODUCTORY EXAM AND CONSULT offer!
If you’re experiencing pain right now in your life, you can take the first step to end it TODAY by picking up the phone right now and calling (215) 938-8500, and scheduling your appointment immediately.
Who knows? You might just like what you see so much, you never return to the days of “pain” again!
Sounds pretty good, doesn’t it?
But remember that this offer is limited…call now while there’s still a spot open for you.
Schedule permitting (and depending on how soon you call me), you and I will get to meet very shortly. I need to know so I can make room in my schedule for our consultation.
You’ll need to set aside about one hour for our one-to-one meeting, to find out what can be done to get rid of your pain! Also, let me assure you that there will be NO PRESSURE in anyway. That’s just not me.
If, after we talk, you wish to come back – great! If not, that’s okay too, because I care more about making a difference in people’s lives. I have helped a LOT of people (just like you) – and God willing, I plan on helping even MORE people in the future.
I hope I get the chance to help you, too.
Why not spend some time – at no cost to you – to find out what I’m all about, and see if you can get out of pain once and for all.
Whatever you decide, I wish you a prosperous… healthy… and pain-free life!
Sincerely,
Dr. Ken Goldman
